"Only a minor problem Mr Jones, we'll have you out of there soon"

Medical Joke

"Does an apple a day keep the doctor away?"

"Well it does if you throw hard enough!"

Swine flu remedy

Funny quote

Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it.

Henry Ward Beecher, in Royal Truths (1869)

"Oh dear, I don't think that's supposed to happen"

something for medics and computer geeks

http://xkcd.com/644/

Light bulb joke

How many research subjects does it take to screw in a light bulb? At least 300 if you want the bulb to have adequate power.